General Musings

First of all

You know there's too many people playing the NFS games when you see a Hyundai Santro with rims and neon.

Second of all.

I've realised what I want to do with my life.

I've realised what I've been put on this earth for.

To burn it to the fucking ground.

I dont mean that in the literal sense. That'll probably happen anyway when World War III kicks off in the next two years. Hell scientists have even developed a Nuclear Bomb so unstable they actually theorise testing it could ignite the oxygen in the atmosphere. That'll be fun huh? Nothing more exciting than the sky catching fire I always say.

I mean I've been put here to smash the planet.

I'm the hammer that crushes the skull.

I'm the shark that swallows you whole.

I'm the last drop of petroleum nations will destroy themselves over.

I'm the comet that tears through the planet.

I am the anti-life.

Not literally, mind you.

People like me always like to think they're scarier than they are and of course those of you that have met me know that I'm not scary. What I am is that one lonely guy who's never been laid beating off in the corner while checking out your daughter's ass. The guy you warn your children not to become. The guy neighbours always think is too quiet just before he snaps. I probably will never snap. I'll never really go berserk and kill anyone. Not literally.

The world needs more people like me. The losers, the jesters, the champions of perverse who will not go quietly jerking off into the night. We need the ugly people to point out and say, "Watch out for them. They are the inferior ones. We must strive to not be like them." I'm the reason the economy runs, I'm the reason wars are fought, I'm the reason women aren't promiscuous, I'm the reason AIDS hasn't killed everyone on the planet yet.

This is what I was here for. To lash out at you perfect people, to mock you and point out your real misery, to expose your ugliest fantasies, to to lower you to my level and chop your head off when you're at your weakest.

Wake up everyone, it's time to say hello to me. I'm the one who's going to blow up the world.